Some Catholic Humor

Here are some materials of a Catholic nature that I found humorous. Feel free to email me at jcecil3@attglobal.net with anything you feel might fit here. For more serious subject matter, return to Jcecil3's Progressive Catholic Reflections

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Political Humor From Signe Wilkinson....

Political Humor From Pat Oliphant...

Political Humor From Mike Lucovich...

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Very Cheezy, but Funny....

What occupation would Jesus hold if he were incarnate today. The Curt Jester offers some speculation.

posted by Jcecil3  # 2:23 PM

Friday, March 26, 2004

Top Ten Pick-Up Lines for "Orthodox Catholics"

They almost make wish I were single again....

posted by Jcecil3  # 3:56 PM

Monday, March 08, 2004

Jesus Demands Creative Control Over Next Movie ABout His Life

The Onion provides coverage of Jesus' reaction to Mel Gibson's film, The Passion of the Christ.

posted by Jcecil3  # 2:56 PM

Thursday, March 04, 2004

New Psalm Discovered!

Psalm 2004

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican party.
He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party's sake.
I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkest about them constantly.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending,
They do discomfort me.
Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt,
And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

posted by Jcecil3  # 7:15 PM

Monday, March 01, 2004

Queenex Brand Tissues Take care of Problems With Weeping Statues

Leave it to the Curt Jester to come up with this one....

posted by Jcecil3  # 10:42 AM

Attorney General, John Ashcroft, Gives Indulgences

This is purely humor folks....don't write me emails about the veracity of the photo.

posted by Jcecil3  # 10:39 AM

Friday, January 09, 2004

Some Humor from the Bible.....

Referring to those who preached circumcision, Saint Paul wished theywould slip with their surgical instruments. He states:

Would that those who are upsetting you might also castrate themselves! (Gal 5:12)
Writing to Christians living in Crete, Saint Paul says this:
For there are also many rebels, idle talkers and deceivers, especially the Jewish Christians. It is imperative to silence them, as they are upsetting whole families by teaching for sordid gain what they should not. One of them, a prophet of their own, once said, "Cretans have always been liars, vicious beasts, and lazy gluttons." That testimony is true.(Titus 1:10-13)
Even our Lord had a sense of humor. Read the following passage paying close attention to the humor of the entire situation:
Then the Pharisees went off and plotted how they might entrap him in speech.They sent their disciples to him, with the Herodians, saying, "Teacher, we know that you are a truthful man and that you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. And you are not concerned with anyone's opinion, for you do not regard a person's status. Tell us, then, what is your opinion: Is it lawful to pay the census tax to Caesar or not?" Knowing their malice, Jesus said, "Why are you testing me, you hypocrites? Show me the coin that pays the census tax." Then they handed him the Roman coin. He said to them, "Whose image is this and whose inscription?" They replied, "Caesar's." At that he said to them, "Then repay to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God." When they heard this they were amazed, and leaving him they went away. (Matthew 22:15-22)
Peace and blessings!

The Curt Jester Goes Into Publishing Teen Magazines

posted by Jcecil3  # 12:15 PM


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