Top Ten Pick-Up Lines for "Orthodox Catholics"
They almost make wish I were single again....
Jesus Demands Creative Control Over Next Movie ABout His Life
The Onion provides coverage of Jesus' reaction to Mel Gibson's film, The Passion of the Christ.
New Psalm Discovered!
Psalm 2004
Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican party.
He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party's sake.
I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkest about them constantly.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending,
They do discomfort me.
Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt,
And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
Queenex Brand Tissues Take care of Problems With Weeping Statues
Leave it to the Curt Jester to come up with this one....
Attorney General, John Ashcroft, Gives Indulgences
This is purely humor folks....don't write me emails about the veracity of the photo.
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